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FirstDay Sermon: Walking on Water

Early one morning, after a night of praying on the mountaintop, like Supreme Yogi Masters do, SexyJesus descended the rock to meet his disciples, whose boat was far from land. He walked on the water toward them. “Dude, that shit’s a ghost!” Levi said.  Thomas cowered his head under his robe. “No, it can’t be the Lord.”  The others cried out. Mary Magdalene and Samantha stayed sleeping in each other’s […]

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